I'm an underachiever. Always have been.
Take reading: I only read "20 Shades of Gray." I couldn't handle all fifty. To tell the truth, I got de-sausted. All those positions and activity. A woman's got to be a lot more flexible than I am to handle that.
Then there was my attempt at cooking. I was going to be like Julie of "Julia and Julie" and cook my way through "The Joy of Cooking." The trouble was, I don't find any joy in cooking.
And let's not forget my ill-fated foray into sewing. Who knew that you had to iron when you sewed I don't believe in ironing. All that steam takes the curl right out of my hair.
Well, there you have it. The life of an underachiever.
Gem for the day: take a walk on the low road. It's a lot more comfortable than the high one. Of course, it's also more crowded.
If you want, I'll read the other 30 shades to you.
ReplyDeleteThis totally made me laugh and Dad's response as well.
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