A line from an old televsion show goes, "I'm not one to go through life with the back of my dress tucked inside my panty hose."
I used to be that person. Now I'm more likely than not to have the back of my dress tucked inside my panty hose. Or a stream of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Or something green in my teeth. Or a a wad of spit gathering at the corners of my mouth.
What can I say? I'm losing it, big time.
The good news is that I have friends who will let me know if I have a wardrobe malfunction, a toilet paper problem, green gunk, or spittle hanging from me. Women, especially menopausal women, need friends like that.
Gem for the day: if you have a friend who will pull your dress out of your panty hose, you have a winner.
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