One of the problems that "pops up" as a woman ages is flatulence at the most inconvenient, embarrassing times. This particular phenomenon makes itself known especially if one bends over.
There's no blaming it on the dog, especially when one doesn't have a dog. And I can hardly blame it on my sweet kitty. No, I must own it.
Gem for the day: if gas is a problem for you, avoid vegetables and stick with chocolate. Chocolate is a known gas-inhibitor!