Friday, August 9, 2013

Day 238, August 9

Is your uterus prolasped?  According to television commericals, if it's not, it ought to be.  Ambulance chasing lawyers want your uterus to be prolasped. 

I don't know about you, but I get aggravated when someone tells me that my uterus ought to be prolasped for their own financial gain.  Don't I have enough problems, with sagging breasts, two stomachs, and hips that have their own zip code?  Must I add a prolasped uterus to the list?

Gem for the day:  if someone asks if your uterus is prolasped, tell them that their judgment is lapsed.

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