Is your uterus prolasped? According to television commericals, if it's not, it ought to be. Ambulance chasing lawyers want your uterus to be prolasped.
I don't know about you, but I get aggravated when someone tells me that my uterus ought to be prolasped for their own financial gain. Don't I have enough problems, with sagging breasts, two stomachs, and hips that have their own zip code? Must I add a prolasped uterus to the list?
Gem for the day: if someone asks if your uterus is prolasped, tell them that their judgment is lapsed.