The other day, I stumbled upon a "Real Housewives" episode on television. After watching a few minutes, I decided I would never qualify as a real housewife. Below are a few reasons why:
- My makeup is not thick enough to cut with a knife
- My girls do not jut forward with unnatural perkiness
- My hair does not bounce and swing while never moving
- My nails do not resemble five-inch scarlet talons
How do you stack up? (And, no, I'm not talking about the girls.)
Gem for the day: If you qualify as a real housewife, more power to you. If not, join me in the "fake housewife" section. I have a feeling that we have a lot more fun.