Friday, December 7, 2012

Day 198, December 7

The other day, I stumbled upon a "Real Housewives" episode on television.  After watching a few minutes, I decided I would never qualify as a real housewife.  Below are a few reasons why:

-  My makeup is not thick enough to cut with a knife
-  My girls do not jut forward with unnatural perkiness
-  My hair does not bounce and swing while never moving
-  My nails do not resemble five-inch scarlet talons

How do you stack up?  (And, no, I'm not talking about the girls.)

Gem for the day:  If you qualify as a real housewife, more power to you.  If not, join me in the "fake housewife" section.  I have a feeling that we have a lot more fun.

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