I was lying on my back this morning and looked at my breasts (the view's not the best, but you get the idea). The girls were not perky. They were not lifted. They were MIA. In fact, all I could see was the middle of my chest as the girls had migrated to the nether regions.
Have you noticed that in movies and televison shows, when a woman is on her back, her breasts are right on point? They don't wander around, looking for a bra to hold them in place. They stay put. So, I ask myself, what am I doing wrong? Why can't my girls stay put? Does it have something to do with the fact that they've been "rode hard and put away wet?"
I don't know.
Gem for the day: if your girls tend to wander, invest in some two-sided sticky tape. I hear it works wonders.