Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong
Yes, indeed, what the hell happened?
What happened to the once lithe body that could leap over buildings (or small children) in a single bound?
What happened to the long blond hair unstreaked with gray?
What happened to the firm breasts and tight ass?
What happened to the unmarred skin and full lips?
I'll tell you what happened. Life happened. Gravity happened. Husband and children and a cat who believes she's of royal descent happened.
And, mostly, that's all right. Though I'd still like to be able to leap over anything in a single bound.