Menopausers find themselves subjected to the most inane questions at our yearly visit to the doctor. Consider the following:
Doctor: When did you have your last period?
Me: Sometime in the last century.
Doctor: How many times do you need to get up during the night to use the bathroom?
Me: Twelve. (What business is that of theirs anyway?)
Doctor: Do you practice safe sex?
Me: Well, my husband and I do our best not to roll off the bed and hurt ourselves.
Doctor: Are you taking any drugs?
Me: No. But I wish I were.