Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Day 98, August 28

Menopausers find themselves subjected to the most inane questions at our yearly visit to the doctor. Consider the following:

Doctor:  When did you have your last period?

Me:  Sometime in the last century.

Doctor:  How many times do you need to get up during the night to use the bathroom?

Me:  Twelve.  (What business is that of theirs anyway?)

Doctor:  Do you practice safe sex?

Me:  Well, my husband and I do our best not to roll off the bed and hurt ourselves.

Doctor:  Are you taking any drugs?

Me:  No.  But I wish I were.

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