Do you ever wish your life was like a fairy tale? I have. Then reality set in, in the form of dirty diapers, too little money, and a husband who snores.
Still, my dreams persisted.
Finally, I reconciled my desire for a fairy tale life with my own life and came up with the following:
Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs became "Pasty White and the 5 Munchkins"
Sleeping Beauty morphed into "Not Sleeping at All"
Beauty and the Beast spun into "Passable Looking and The Wretch"
By now, you're getting the picture.
Gem for the day: when you start wishing your life were a fairy tale, remember those tales were written by the Brothers Grimm.