All writers aspire to make the NYT bestseller list. (If they don't, they are well too adjusted to become writers in the first place.)
When I read that FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY made the list, I was immediately envious. I knew I didn't have a similar novel in me, but did come up with some nifty titles. Tell me what you think:
Fifty Shades of Dishwasher Blond
Fifty Shades of Pasty White
Fifty Shades of Tired and De-sausted.
And, sometimes when dealing with my husband, AKA The Wretch, Fifty Shades of Mad as Hell
Gem for the day: before you decide to write your Fifty Shades, make sure you know you have it in you. Fifty of anything is a bunch.