Among my bodily parts that have drooped are my eyelids. They hang at half-mast. In fact, I'm fortunate that I can still see. I'm considering an eyelid lift. Maybe insurance will cover it if I can prove a medical need.
Anyway, back to my eyelids. As I contemplate having them surgically lifted, I realize that that will offset the hook on my nose. Well, I could always have that fixed as well. After all, in for a penny, in for a pound. But if I have my nose fixed, it will make my earlobes (which continue to grow) all the more prominent.
It's sort of like, you paint a room, then notice the carpet looks shabby. You get new carpet and realize how threadbare the sofa and chair are. A new sofa and chair emphasize the twenty-year-old drapes. And so it goes.
Upon further consideration, I think I'll just stick with my droopy eyelids. After all, they fit the rest of my face.