Our town, Loveland, Colorado has a great Parks and Recreation Program. Classes offered include such things as macrame (I am craft-impaired), swimming with tots (been there, done that), and executing a will (which would be fine if the last word were husband).
But where are the classes for menopausal women? In an effort to be helpful, I composed a syllabus of classes with the following titles:
How to survive hot flashes when eveyone around you is freezing
Beauty tips for double and triple chins
Facial hair: wax, pluck, or laser
Vaginal dryness: lubricate or medicate?
and, my favorite,
What to do if you've accidentally murdered your husband: 7 ways to dismember a body without ruining your manicure
I feel qualified to teach each of these. Though I have not had hands-on experience with the last, I feel sure I could come up with some creative solutions.
Well, there you have it. My take on P & R classes for menopausal women.
I think I would fall out of my chair laughing if I saw one of those course titles in the Leisure Times. Oops. Maybe I'd better read your other blog post again.
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