Have you ever wanted to go to a spa? To be pampered and treated like the queen that you know you are? I have. And then I learned a bit more about what they do to you at a spa. Here are some highlights:
- Be beaten with seaweed strands
- Have a coffee colonic shot up your business
- Have your fat measured and calibrated
- Work out all day then given a bit of that same seaweed (see number 1) for dinner
No, thank you.
Gem for the day: if I want people to be mean to me, I can stay home--for free.