Menopausal women will pay any amount for a good bra, something to keep the girls in place. Our breasts have migrated south. In my case, the girls went on vacation to Florida and forgot to take me with them.
We are no longer looking for a "wonder bra." Instead, we're looking for a "wonder where they went bra." No more "cross my heart bras," when what we need is a "cross your belly bra."
With gems like these falling off my tongue, I'm looking in to a career in ad writing. What do you think?
Unfortunately for you, truth in advertising never really caught on.
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