More about my reign as king of the world.
-Rapists, child molesters, and wife abusers would be Bobbit-ized.
-Men who didn't pay child support would be dealt with in a similar manner.
-As would drunk drivers.
-All public buildings would be required to double the number of women's restrooms.
-If they do not comply, men's restrooms would be converted to those for women.
I can hear your applause now for these outstanding ideas.
Gem for the day: cast your vote for me right away..