Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Day 222, July 24

More about my reign as king of the world.

-Rapists, child molesters, and wife abusers would be Bobbit-ized.

-Men who didn't pay child support would be dealt with in a similar manner.

-As would drunk drivers.

-All public buildings would be required to double the number of women's restrooms.

-If they do not comply, men's restrooms would be converted to those for women.

I can hear your applause now for these outstanding ideas.

Gem for the day:  cast your vote for me right away..

1 comment:

  1. I'd vote for you. Where shall I cast my ballot?