Today is my birthday.
It's one of those benchmark birthdays, the one where I can take Social Security if I choose to. (Damn. I feel old even writing that.) When I asked The Wretch how much SS I would get, he said, "Well, you always did say you could do a lot with a quarter."
I CAN do a lot with a quarter. But even I cannot live on a quarter a month. Oh, well, maybe I can make up for my lack of paying work with my beauty, spirituality, and intelligence.
Gem for the day: If you can't live on your SS, you can alway supplement it by hiring out for sex!