Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Day 229, July 31

Today is my birthday.

It's one of those benchmark birthdays, the one where I can take Social Security if I choose to.  (Damn.  I feel old even writing that.)  When I asked The Wretch how much SS I would get, he said, "Well, you always did say you could do a lot with a quarter."

I CAN do a lot with a quarter.  But even I cannot live on a quarter a month.  Oh, well, maybe I can make up for my lack of paying work with my beauty, spirituality, and intelligence.

Gem for the day:  If you can't live on your SS, you can alway supplement it by hiring out for sex!

1 comment:

  1. I suppose it's a good thing that you don't have to live on your social security. But I'm glad to hear you have something to fall back on, just in case.